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HOUSE OF URCHIN
presents
ARTHAUS 4.0:
HO-HO-HO DOWN:
Miss Texas 1988’s Anti-Christmas Dance Off
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Last month we bedazzled our mustaches for Bubba’s Bearded Broadway!

This month we are CALLING ALL GRINCHES, PAGANS MAD ABOUT CHRISTMAS TREES, AND ANTI-CAPITALIST EX-CAROLERS for the Anti-Christmas ARTHAUS designed to knock ur stockings off.
Hell even if you’re an X-mas lover, come for the jaw-dropping line-up!

HOUSE OF LUNA v. GRIEF GIRLS
Plus special guest, former Miss Gay Seattle
LONDYN BRADSHAW

These two houses are competing for a chance to advance to semi-finals by serving performances based on our HO-HO-HO DOWN theme.
—And your vote decides who advances!

Host: MISS TEXAS 1988
Featuring: STRAWBERRY SHARTCAKE, JENNA ST CROIX, BUBBA

$7/advanced GA, $9/advanced reserved, $9/at the door
Doors @ 7pm / Show @ 8pm

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