For the TENTH (wow!!) episode of Season 5, LIGHTHAUS is going to need to ask you for some space... I mean, like outer space! Set phasers to stunning, tighten your asteroid belts, and try not to think about how there has never been a woman on the moon. Like at all. Ever. Isn't that fucked up? (Happy Mother's Day, May 15th)

ATTENTION, CADETS: let's get starry-eyed as we explore the dark side of Uranus, probe a wormhole, and experiment with quasar hair-removal. Your host this episode is HEAVY SCENE MACAQUE as the only true Star Trek captain (fight me): Captain Kathryn Shamewank!

The winners of this semi-final will be moving onto the FINAL in June, wow! The losers will make contact with a race of sentient beings who can see the future and will steward peace for Earth... bummer.

This Month's Theme =
`*~♡+~♡+:~.~:+♡~+♡~*`
MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU
`*~♡+~♡+:~.~:+♡~+♡~*`
(the show is on May 4th, okay?)

Special guest:
SIREN

Host:
HEAVY SCENE MACAQUE

Featuring:
TRAGIC TREEHAUS
vs.
FRANKENHAUS

$7/advance, $10/at the door

Doors @ 7pm / Show @ 8pm

Dress to cosplay Kes.
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For the NINTH episode of Season 5, LIGHTHAUS is daydreaming their lives away in the realm of fantasy... but eventually everyone needs to wake up because guess what, You Better ORC, Bitch!

Come see all your nightmares come true when Tolkien and JK Rowling have to share the same stage in our least-plausible episode of Arthaus yet! Our two hauses will be bringing you fantastic looks all the way from Middle Earth and spellbinding lipsyncs that will make you clasp your pearls like a Kobold (do Kobolds just steal gold or do they also steal pearls...? I don't feel like looking this up). Your charming dungeon master this episode will be MAMABOT MACAQUE, who has probably definitely maybe lead several Dungeons & Dragons campaigns, so this could get pretty dicey.

The winners of this semi-final will be moving onto the FINAL in June, wow! The losers will receiving a scrying orb and a cloak of invisibility, bummer.

This Month's Theme =
`*~♡+~♡+:~.~:+♡~+♡~*`
YOU BETTER ORC BITCH
`*~♡+~♡+:~.~:+♡~+♡~*`

Special guest:
BOSCO

Host:
MAMABOT MACAQUE

Featuring:
HORSE CLUB NORTHWEST
vs.
HAUS OF MUKBANG

$7/advance, $10/at the door

Doors @ 7pm / Show @ 8pm

Dress to possess.

Bearded & Beautiful: Dion Dior Black for National Bearded Queen II

🧔🏾

Bearded Drag by:
Americano
Amora Dior Black
Cookie Couture
Dolce Vida
Honey Bucket
Juan Keyaí
Londyn Bradshaw
SHE
Skarlet Dior Black
Uh Oh

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Thursday, March 28th
7PM Door + 7:30PM Show
ADV $8 | Door $12
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Opulence. Drama. Wine.

The Real Housewives franchise documents the lives of several affluent-by-marriage housewives residing in varying regions throughout the United States, however the series has yet to infiltrate Seattle — until now!

🍷

Join Karmen Korbel, LaSaveona Hunt, Dolce Vida, Solana Solstice, and Cookie Couture for an evening of drag performances that'll have you flipping tables in hilarity. These ladies are ready to represent Seattle & show these other housewives how it’s done — don’t be tardy for this party!

Door: 7PM | Show: 8PM
$8 Adv.

MUGZ is Timbre Room's newest monthly drag show, hosted by Americano, and featuring all of her favorite freaks who she thinks deserve more time on stage, or maybe just need a new stage to perform on.

With no themes and a cast that's sure to bring a diverse range of drag and performance styles, and monthly special guest MUGZ to spice things up even more, this is a show for anything and everyone!

Monthly MUGZ:
💖 Hot Pink Shade
💙 Michete
💜 SHE
❤️ Uh Oh

Featured MUG:
💛 Cannoli

Tip Cup:
💚 Karma Amor

WEIRD proudly presents a very special drag tribute to the DC & Marvel Comics universe, hosted by Old Witch & Londyn Bradshaw!

💫

A new drag tribute every month!

Door: 7PM ⎮ Show: 8PM ⎮ 21+


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Kremwerk strives to be a safe space. The following actions or display of behavior will not be tolerated: bigotry, racism, sexism, transphobia, homophobia, misogyny, ableism, as well as the disrespect of the rules of consent. Our staff is here to support you.

Kremwerk is currently not an ADA accessible space. Club entry is through a flight of 12 metal stairs, with two small steps leading into the main part of the club. We have 2 restrooms with a total of 3 stalls and 1 urinal, all gender neutral. If you would like access to single-stall restrooms, please don't hesitate to ask our door & security to allow entry upstairs into Timbre Room, which has 2 single-stall gender-neutral restrooms.

For any questions about safety & accessibility, please email info@kremwerk.com

Timbre Room presents a very special variety show tribute to Black Panther, hosted by Londyn Bradshaw!

🐾

Door: 7PM ⎮ Show: 8PM ⎮ 21+

Cucci’s Critter Barn

Hosted By:
Cucci Binaca

Featured EnterTainer:
Miss Texas 1988

Performances By:
Christian Brown
Cosmella Bella
La Saveona Hunt
Rowan Ruthless
And
The Loungettes

Design By: Steven Didis

$5 Early Bird ⎮ $10 GA Advanced Tix
$13 Day of Show

Saturday, March 9
7PM Doors, 8PM Show

For the EIGHTH episode of Season 5, LIGHTHAUS is sneaking around behind your back! After a successful (?) off-season show, Arthaus Ball, it's time to get back into the semi-finals with a smoke-filled film-noir flair. This month's theme is Thickening Agent, and our team of super-spies will be uncovering the truth of what dark conspiracy the government has been hiding about Arthaus...

The winners of this semi-final will be moving onto the FINAL in June, wow! The losers will receive a posthumous Congressional Medal of Honor for their sacrifices made for the republic.

This Month's Theme =
`*~♡+~♡+:~.~:+♡~+♡~*`
THICKENING AGENT (say it with a lisp)
`*~♡+~♡+:~.~:+♡~+♡~*`

Special guest:
MONA REAL

Hosts:
MAMABOT MACAQUE
HEAVY SCENE MACAQUE

Competing Hauses:
GOTHIC BARBIE DRAG HAUS
vs
HAUS OF MIRRORS


$7/advance, $10/at the door

Doors @ 7pm / Show @ 8pm

Dress to outguess.
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Trick or Treat!
You’ll die to meet!
The spookiest queens...
That can’t be beat!
If you don’t,
I don’t care...
You won’t be safe anywhere!

Soft Shock: A Night of Spooktacular Drag

😱

Hallowspring is in the air and flowers are in gloom!
Get in the spirit with “Soft Shock”!
A spooktacular drag event with Killer queens serving chilling treats for all you tricks!

Hosted by Voodoo Nightshade

Featuring:
Americano
Angel Baby Kill Kill Kill
Butylene O'Kipple
Old Witch
One
Terrie Belle Nightshade

Door: 7PM ⎮ Show: 8PM ⎮ 21+

On Saturday February 23rd, there's only one place to be to catch some of Seattle's most hirsute women: DRAG RING TAGTEAM, only at The Timbre Dome!

Your referee for the evening (and former Women's MMA Championship runner-up) is the devastatingly wide Heavy Scene Macaque! She's been forcing her elite team of feminine fighters to watch training montages on Netflix all month and they're finally ready to pretend to fight!

All your queens will be paired off in three rounds of tumultuous tagteaming where they will switch off in the MIDDLE of the performance to lay a SMACKDOWN on the audience's senses. Get your tickets for a sweaty, front-row spot now!

Host: HEAVY SCENE MACAQUE

Special guests:
BUTYLENE O'KIPPLE
ANGEL BABY KILLKILLKILL
BOSCO
SOLANA SOLSTICE

$7/advance, $10/at the door

Doors @ 7pm / Show @ 8pm

MUGZ is a fun drag show, hosted by Americano, and featuring all of her favorite freaks who she thinks deserve more time on stage, or maybe just need a new stage to perform on.


With no themes and a cast that's sure to bring a diverse range of drag and performance styles, and monthly special guest MUGZ to spice things up even more, this is a show for anything and everyone!

Monthly MUGZ:
🔹 Christian Brown
🔹 Michete
🔹 SHE
🔹 Uh Oh

Featured MUGZ:
🔹 Baby Guuurl
🔹 Kylie Mooncakes

“New MUG”:
🔹 Peach E. Mogee

Holy Cannoli: A Drag Confirmation

Featuring:
• D'Monica Leone
• Voodoo Nightshade
• SHE
• Angel Baby KillKillKill
& Our Heavenly Birthday Body: Cannoli!

✝ ✝ ✝ ✝ ✝ ✝ ✝ ✝ ✝ ✝

Monday, February 18th
7PM Door + 8PM Show
ADV $8 | Door $12

✝ ✝ ✝ ✝ ✝ ✝ ✝ ✝ ✝ ✝

Kremwerk proudly presents 5 years of drag shows featuring:

Ru-Pocalypse Now!

💄

An eclectic cast of Seattle drag entertainers perform to tracks by RuPaul & the queens of RuPaul's Drag Race, hosted by Baby Guuurl & Angela Visalia!

🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂

Saturday, February 16th
7PM Door + 8PM Show
ADV $9 | Door $13
3-day combo passes coming soon!

🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂

Kremwerk proudly presents 5 years of drag shows featuring:

Butylene's TongueDrop/DeathPop

⚡

Kremwerk favorite Butylene O'Kipple kicks off our 5-year anniversary shenanigans with a night of curated, captivating entertainment, featuring deep cuts & innovative performances from some of her favorite drag & burlesque artists!

Feautring:
💥 Britt Brutality
💥 Castor Pollux
💥 Indika Haze
💥 Juan Keyai
💥 & Willy Nilly

🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂

Thursday, February 14th (Valentine's Day)
7PM Door + 8PM Show
ADV $9 | Door $13

🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂

WEIRD proudly presents a very special drag tribute to Cartoon Network, hosted by Old Witch & Londyn Bradshaw!

📺

A new drag tribute every month!

Door: 7PM ⎮ Show: 8PM ⎮ 21+

Hosted By:
Cucci Binaca

Featured EnterTainer:
Miss Texas 1988

Performances By:
Bosco
Faggoty Anne
LüChi
Mona Real
Rowan Ruthless

Design By: Steven Didis

$5 Early Bird ⎮ $10 GA Advanced Tix
$13 Day of Show

Saturday, February 9
7PM Doors, 8PM Show

For the SEVENTH episode of Season 5, LIGHTHAUS is taking a break from all this divisive, competitive nonsense, with an off-season BALL (which is also a competition). All hauses who made it through to the semi-finals will be able to compete in the first ever ArtHaus Ball, where they each send one representative to serve us three different runways: an outfit, a scepter, and a pet!

We're looking for these crafty critters to show us what they can bring to the ball that shows us who they are. Oh, and the winner gets $100! Even creative expression needs a financial incentive.

Although this is an ArtHaus show, the winners (and losers) do not affect their standing by competing. You'll be seeing all of our brawling ballers in the next three semi-finals episodes! So take a load off and come support our midseason slump!

This Month's Theme =
`*~♡+:~.~:+♡~*`
ARTHAUS BALL
`*~♡+:~.~:+♡~*`

Special Guest Judges:
MISS TEXAS 1988
BETTY WETTER
COOKIE COUTURE

Competing Houses:
HAUS OF MUKBANG
(SOLANA SOLSTICE)
&
TRAGIC TREEHAUS
(VOODOO NIGHTSHADE)

Host: Heavy Scene Macaque

$7/advance, $10/at the door

Doors @ 7pm / Show @ 8pm

Dress to express.

Cut it out cause you are about to have a FLASHBACK ! 🕶

🔈🦄 ~ 90s Kings ~ 🔈🦄

As If The Kings would leave you hanging! We blast to the 1990s with a mad edition of Kings a Drag King Show!

🎟 TICKETS:
$7 General Admission Advanced
$10 Reserved Seating Advanced
$15 Combo ticket to Kings + Her Empower Dance Party:

https://tinyurl.com/HerEmpowerDanceParty

$12 GA Tickets bought at Door (Kings Show Only)

🕖 TIME:
7pm Doors
8pm Show

🌈 A portion of ticket sales to go in donation to Stonewall Youth. http://www.stonewallyouth.org Stonewall Youth is an organization of youth, activists, and allies that empowers lesbian, gay, bisexual, trans, queer, questioning, intersex, and asexual (LGBTQQIA) youth to speak for themselves, educate their communities, and support each other.

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Kremwerk strives to be a safe space. The following actions or display of behavior will not be tolerated: bigotry, racism, sexism, transphobia, homophobia, misogyny, ableism, as well as the disrespect of the rules of consent. Our staff is here to support you.

Kremwerk is currently not an ADA accessible space. Club entry is through a flight of 12 metal stairs, with two small steps leading into the main part of the club. We have 2 restrooms with a total of 3 stalls and 1 urinal, all gender neutral. If you would like access to single-stall restrooms, please don't hesitate to ask our door & security to allow entry upstairs into Timbre Room, which has 2 single-stall gender-neutral restrooms.

For any questions about safety & accessibility, please email info@kremwerk.com.

MUGZ is a new drag show, hosted by Americano, and featuring all of her favorite freaks who she thinks deserve more time on stage, or maybe just need a new stage to perform on. 


With no themes and a cast that's sure to bring a diverse range of drag and performance styles, and monthly special guest MUGZ to spice things up even more, this is a show for anything and everyone!

Monthly MUGZ:
🔹 Christian Brown
🔹 Michete
🔹 SHE
🔹 Uh Oh

Featured MUGZ:
🔹 One

“New MUG”:
🔹 Eggy Sue

7PM Door / 8PM Show
1809 Minor Ave. Seattle, WA 98101
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The Kremwerk + Timbre Room Complex strives to be a safe space. The following actions or display of behavior will not be tolerated: bigotry, racism, sexism, transphobia, homophobia, misogyny, ableism, as well as the disrespect of the rules of consent. Our staff is here to support you. 

Timbre Room is an ADA accessible space. For any questions about safety & accessibility, please email info@kremwerk.com

Hosted By: 
Cucci Binaca

Featured EnterTainer:
Miss Texas 1988

Performances By:
TBA

Design By: Steven Didis

$5 Early Bird ⎮ $10 GA Advanced Tix
$13 Day of Show 

Saturday, January 12
7PM Doors, 8PM Show

For the SIXTH episode of Season 5, LIGHTHAUS is taking us all back to the era when we all looked our best, the year 2000! The theme for this show is Y2K BUG! Someone downloaded a virus into our database and we accidentally brought back two defeated hauses. WTF? LOL anyway, this is their last chance to redeem themselves, so they better get their emojis in order.

This is our sixth prequalifier round, and one of these AOL chatroom users will receive a PM (private message, duh!) that says "U R in the semi-finals, ASL?" The losers will receive high-speed internet free for a year.

This Month's Theme = 
*~♡+:+♡~*
Y2K BUG
*~♡+:+♡~* 

Special Guest: COOKIE COUTURE

Competing Houses: 
BATH HAUS
(Youtube Dot Com Slash JessePettibone, Nyx Moons, Sister Nurse Joy)
&
TRAGIC TREEHAUS
(Terrie Belle, Sugar Darling, Glambrosia, Eucalypstick, Voodoo De La O)

Host: Heavy Scene Macaque

$7/advance, $10/at the door

Doors @ 7pm / Show @ 8pm

Dress to fluoresce.
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Timbre Room presents Mystery Drag Queen Theater 3000: Holiday Edition!

 🎬

A+ drag queens riff on the best/worst B-movies live! How hilariously bad can a film get? Let's find out!

Feature Presentation: Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987)

In this horror sequel, the younger brother of the murderer in the previous film takes up his sibling's unfinished business and follows in the family tradition of Christmas carnage. Don't worry, it makes even less sense on film!

Dressed up as Santa Claus, the young man goes on a killing spree, murdering the innocent townsfolk in a variety of gory and gruesome ways. AllMovie says it was "sent down from the B-movie heavens". IT'S GARBAGE DAY!

Starring:
🍿 Betty Wetter
🍿 Demonia Creeper
🍿 Miss Kitty Franzia
🍿 Old Witch

Concessions! 
Cinematic drink specials! 
Drag performances!
Pictures with SANTA! Come get a holiday picture with the man in red himself!

Door: 7PM | Movie: 7:30PM | $9 Adv.

Get ready to ring in the holidays with your favorite Kremwerk drag performers — these Queers are bringing you all the Cheers! 

A very special one-night engagement.

 🎄

Deck the halls & enjoy a festive night that'll amaze even the most sullen Grinch! Highlighting an eclectic variety of holiday performances, and some surprise duets, spike your eggnog & enjoy the show! 

Hosted by SHE & featuring performances by Americano, London Bradshaw, Bosco, Indika Haze, Thadayus & Irene Dubois.

$9 online, $12 at the door | 21+ | 8PM Show
1809 Minor Ave.

Thriftease is a celebration of local artisans, queer fashions, stylish babes, their array of beautiful bods, and clothes . . . duh. Discover one of a kind vintage finds of every shape and size; featuring curations by the eyes of local look queen • Mona Real • and customized couture from featured creators • FeMail •.

Like 'em right off the rack? How about right off the runway? Each winning bid will help strip the models right down to their skivvies; with every item and accessory beginning at only a $1! Expect stunts, poses, reveals and tear aways from local burlesquers, go go qweens, dive bar divas or the next Linda Evangelista in the making, all taking place on the Kremwerk catwalk; our eigth runway and party playing with the concept of denim on denim. 
:
. • * • . • ✶ Guest Stylist & Vendor ✶ • . • * •.

• FeMail (Camilla Carper & Janelle Abbott) •

. • * • . • ✶ Models ✶ • . • * •.
:
• Cordelia Funk (Kate Crumbley) •
• Jess Serenity Jordan •
• Klaudya Markos •
• Tri Pleiades •
• Willy Nilly •

. • * • . • ✶Auction-queer ✶ • . • * •.

• Stasia Coup (Artie Thomas) •

. • * • . • ✶ Size Queen & Dresser ✶ • . • * •.

• TBA •

. • * • . • ✶ House Sounds & Trippy Sonics by ✶ • . • * •.

• MMMelt • @MMMelt.Seattle • https://soundcloud.com/mmmelt •

* * *
$10 - Presales*
$15 - Day of Show*

Limited Bidding Admission for 1st 50 ticket holders