For the TENTH (wow!!) episode of Season 5, LIGHTHAUS is going to need to ask you for some space... I mean, like outer space! Set phasers to stunning, tighten your asteroid belts, and try not to think about how there has never been a woman on the moon. Like at all. Ever. Isn't that fucked up? (Happy Mother's Day, May 15th)
ATTENTION, CADETS: let's get starry-eyed as we explore the dark side of Uranus, probe a wormhole, and experiment with quasar hair-removal. Your host this episode is HEAVY SCENE MACAQUE as the only true Star Trek captain (fight me): Captain Kathryn Shamewank!
The winners of this semi-final will be moving onto the FINAL in June, wow! The losers will make contact with a race of sentient beings who can see the future and will steward peace for Earth... bummer.
This Month's Theme = `*~♡+~♡+:~.~:+♡~+♡~*` MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU `*~♡+~♡+:~.~:+♡~+♡~*` (the show is on May 4th, okay?)
